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not these questions again, please!

June 10, 2006

a conversation with a new male teammate while taking our second break from training: 

him: "so, how old are you?"

me: [i swore i’ll never lie about my age, so i didn’t.] "28"

him: "sa’n na boyfriend mo?"

[three seconds of silence]

me: "what boyfriend? hahaha. oh, you mean my non-existent boyfriend?"

my follow-up statement, "wala akong boyfriend."

him: "bakit naman? you broke up with him?"

ayos.

in fairness, he assumed i had one. harhar.

eh, bakit nga ba wala?

1. dahil ako yung tipo na hindi na nade-develop. tipong pag matagal na tayong magkasama, saka lang kita mapapansin…hindi na ako ganun. nung highschool, ganun ako. boy crazy. hahaha. when i got older, iba na ang takbo ng mundo ko: i have to like you the first time i see you and whatever i feel for you should escalate from "liking" to "madness" over you. [kasalanan mo yun, boy!]

2. dahil yung gusto ko, ayaw sa akin. yun lang! bwahahahahahaha.

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